Utter Nonsense
Sometimes I get tired of people telling me all the time how cool and sexy I am. I mean, enough with the paparazzi already, you know? Oy. This fantasy world is so tough sometimes.
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I was successfully bribed by my boss today. I brought her a glass of water in exchange for one delicious piece of baklava. It was totally worth it. Food is a fantastic motivator for me. I ought to incorporate it into my exercise plan. I’ll wear a baseball cap with a slice of pizza dangling from the bill and just keep chasing it until my legs give out. On second thought, maybe that’s a bad idea. A bagel would be a lot less messy.
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January 23rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
You could probably put the pizza in a plastic baggy. Less messy, you could still see it, and probably easier to attach to the hat as well….
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
LOL! Both of you brought tears of laughter to my eyes! =)
January 24th, 2008 at 8:07 am
You are so silly!
January 24th, 2008 at 10:42 am
LOL, you are silly. But you know, my co-worker Claudia will go help an associate if they bribe her with chocolate. Totally works on her.
She likes free & cheap things, we call her Chea Padasso. (say it out load together.)