Dave Ramsey Pickup Lines:

• I still have money in my “restaurant” envelope … can I buy you dinner?
• Would you like to dance? I’d love to show you my Baby Steps.
• Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you’re better than I deserve.
• Allow me to introduce myself … I am “borrower”, and you must be “lender”.
• Good thing I just got term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
• You can’t spell Financial Peace University without U and I.
• I’ve already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?
• I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it’s a good thing, because you’re quite a catch!
• I’m not mortgage interest baby … don’t write me off.
• The good news? I’m debt free. The better news? I’m also date free.
• What would you say if I asked you out? (response: no) That’s not good enough.
• Courtesy of one of Dave’s listeners: On a scale of 350-850, I’m a Zero!