FINALLY, I was properly introduced to this thing called Webkinz. Momteacherfriend’s kids came over tonight and showed it to me. They are way into this thing. I guess you have to have one of these Webkinz stuffed animals in order to be able to even log in, so they were nice enough to let me play under their usernames. I played some games and earned them some money. It was super fun. I think I’m addicted. Now I just need to get my own Webkinz.

Oh, also I memorized the theme song to SpongeBob Squarepants. I can now check that off my list of goals to accomplish. Here, let me sing it to you:

Oooooooooooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Call me crazy, but I think SpongeBob is kinda cute. I think for my next birthday I want a SpongeBob cake. And instead of the birthday song we could sing the theme song. Yes, I think I’m onto something here!