I am already bored listening to these campaign speeches. All I hear is “Blah, blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.” I read once in a book that Abe Lincoln gave some pretty rockin’ campaign speeches. Back then they talked about real stuff. They went into great detail on their views and philosophies and strategies for running the country. Now they just throw out a bunch of one-liners and wait for the crowd to cheer. It’s disgusting. We have reduced the hiring of the leader of our country to a stinkin’ popularity contest.

Ick. I am not ready for this presidential campaign.