I got this idea from Deanna – you Google “Unfortunately, (your first name)” and see what it comes up with. These were some I found. Some are actually true!

“Unfortunately, Mindy makes no attempt to run fast.” (true)

“Unfortunately, Mindy became obsessed by the preparation for the baby.” (not entirely true)

“Unfortunately, Mindy doesn’t have the self-confidence to deliver a winning performance.” (not true)

“Unfortunately, Mindy is made of 95% fail.” (not true)

“Unfortunately, Mindy also likes beer, eating donuts, watching TV, and sneaking naps before lunch.” (so true)

“Unfortunately, Mindy said, her sister became an unemployed zookeeper because of ‘Survivor.’” (Kari, you still employed?)

“Unfortunately, Mindy was larger than normal.” (will be true soon enough)

“Unfortunately, Mindy happened to be rather fickle and was led astray by her bowling instructor Jaques, leaving Homer with a toddler and a baby he didn’t know. ” (no one was supposed to know)

“Unfortunately, Mindy forgot to flash her cleavage at the security guy.” (sounds like me to forget a thing like that)

“Unfortunatley, Mindy was put to sleep on Wednesday due to epilepsy and her seizures were getting worse, she’s sorely missed.” (fortunately, not true!)