I saw my niece Charly on Sunday and I asked her for hugs and kisses. She gave me a hug and then backed away. I said, “where’s my kisses?” And she replied matter-of-factly, “I’m off kisses”. Well, good to know. Those kisses can get you in a lot of trouble.

On the same Sunday I was getting dressed and Luke was in the room. Up until this point I had never let him see me topless. It just kinda weirds me out so I avoid it. But this time we were in a rush to get out of the house cuz it was stinkin’ hot and we don’t have air conditioning. As soon as Luke saw me with my shirt off he pointed at my big ‘ole belly, yelled “baby!” and giggled like it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen. We’ve been teaching him that this belly is his baby sister. I’m sure it’s very confusing. So then he started walking towards me, moved his eyes and pointing finger a little higher and exclaimed, “another baby?” I’ll just consider that one a compliment and I’ll let the laughing part go. (For those who need interpretation, the other baby was my left boob. Or right boob, I couldn’t really tell which one he was pointing at.)

Okay, your turn! What sort of funny things have you heard kids say?