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Au contraire

A friend of mine from high school posted this as her Facebook status:

“You can’t live tomorrow today. You can’t spend tomorrow’s money, celebrate tomorrow’s achievements, or resolve tomorrow’s riddles. You only have today. Live in it. Don’t heavy today with yesterday’s regrets or bog it down with tomorrow’s troubles. Fill this day with Jesus, and give the day a chance.”

And then one of her friends replied,

“how can i fill the day with jesus? he probably doesn’t even have an x-box.”

And when I told my husband about it, he sent me the link to this:

Posted on on January 28th, 2010 in Funny, Videos | No Comments »

What does the deer say?

Our son loves mimicking animal sounds. He knows quite a few. Apparently he learned a new one from daddy a couple of days ago. I remember the conversation but I couldn’t even tell you where we were or how it came up. Which is why I was so surprised when Luke saw a deer on tv yesterday and said this to anyone who would listen:

“What does the deer say?”
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“Don’t shoot!”

Posted on on October 16th, 2009 in Family, Funny, Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Turned out to be a BAD habit

Posted on on June 23rd, 2009 in Funny | No Comments »

What “stimulus” means to the government

Ok, this is funny. This was in one of Dave Ramsey’s recent email newsletters, taken from his member forum:

Stimulus = Prophylactic

It allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and gives you a false sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

HA!

Posted on on March 19th, 2009 in Finances, Funny, Politics | 1 Comment »

He’s right, I’m not cool with hot chicks

Oh the tears, the laughter! Mike just got an email from a complete stranger. The sender apparently had an incorrect email address and Google somehow routed it to him, even though the message was clearly intended for a different Mike Richmond. Mike decided to answer his questions anyway.

On Feb 12, 2009 8:41pm, guywhodoesntknowhisfriendsemailaddress@gmail.com> wrote:

Mike,

Any thoughts gentlemen?

-JG

P.S. Sorry if I’m a multiple forwarder!

———- Forwarded message ———-

From: Sarah <ilovewafflehouse@gmail.com>

Date: Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 5:01 PM

Subject: Vacation?

Hi Family

Adam and I have been thinking about a vacation this summer, say a week at a beach. We wanted to see:

a) who’s interested
b) which beach you’d prefer (Bethany, Outer Banks, VA Beach, OCMD)
c) what dates would be best for you
d) how much you’d be willing to contribute?

Also, could someone forward this to Chris and Mike?… I have misplaced their email addresses. Adam and I look forward to hearing back from you all Remember, the sooner you get back to us, the sooner we can book a place and I’m sure they are going quick.

Love,
Sarah

And here is how Mike replied:

a) I would be if there are hot chicks, and if my wife is cool with me going with hot chicks. Somehow I doubt “ilovewafflehouse@gmail.com” is hot. I have only been in one waffle house, and there were zero hot chicks. It doesn’t matter though, because my wife would not be cool with it.
b) I’ve never been to any, so I’ll let the rest of you decide. I don’t get out of Michigan much.
c) I’m pretty open. Unemployment is awesome like that.
d) Not much. As awesome as unemployment is for my scheduling, it sucks equally for my financial freedom.

Let me know what you come up with. And send pictures of the chicks. I look forward to meeting you all.

The other Mike Richmond

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Posted on on February 13th, 2009 in Funny, Nonsense | 3 Comments »