Last Will & Testament - Check!
Life Insurance - Check!
Eternal Salvation - Check!
Bring on the Mack truck, I’m ready! Well, more prepared than ready. I don’t suppose I’m ready to die yet. I’m having too much fun!
I had my paramedical exam for the life insurance underwriting this morning before work. The medic came right to my office, which was kind of weird because the only thing separating my office from the hallway is a big wall of glass. The first bit of fun was stepping on the scale. Gulp… 160. That means I’ve actually gained 3 pounds since I stopped breastfeeding. Not cool. Yes, my pants fit, but that’s because I bought new pants.
The second bit of fun was the urine sample. I wasn’t too worried about this because I got plenty of practice peeing in a cup when I was pregnant. I had to give a sample every time I went in for a check-up. This time was a little more tricky. At the dr.’s office I just left the cup in the cubby hole in the bathroom. No travel required. At my office I had to walk through two doors, one which required a key to open, all the while holding this cup of urine and trying very hard not to spill it because the cup had no lid! Ew. Plech.
The third bit of fun was the blood draw, which I’m also an old hat at now. In the past I have been known to get a little woozy around needles (an inherited trait I’m sure) but I utilized my trick of counting by 3’s and was able to ward off the wooziness. I learned that trick from a phlebotomist last year. It works every time.
Now I just have to wait for underwriting to review the results. Until then I’ve got contingent coverage just in case something tragic happens. Let’s hope nothing like that happens, because then who would write my blog?
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